adz:

adz:

adz:

adz:

at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes

reading reviews while quietly sipping my drink. i feel like i’m in an alternate dimension. it’s called Burp Castle btw

probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

universities in america are called Michigan University and universities in england are called Our Lady Beverly’s Dunwich Moor Academy For Gifted Little Boys

of all the ways i thought people would react to this post, i was not anticipating the #1 reaction to be “Michigan mentioned! This is means for celebration, my fellow Michiganites!” im sorry you guys dont have much else to celebrate over there.

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persorene:

one of the funniest and most in character things ever is Ahsoka mentioning the whole Vader thing once and Anakin defensively going “is that what this is about” and rolling his eyes like “oh my god I went on ONE 20 year rampage and no one can let it go, I’m on my apology tour right now what more do you people want”

stephenroot:

my-mind-candy:

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dianapocalypse:

normal-horoscopes:

goldhornsandblackwool:

m0ltisanti:

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

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gamoraswonder:

Can we talk about the difference in how Peter’s alcoholism and depression was handled in vol 3 in contrast to Thor’s in endgame??? Like hello?!?!? For a millisecond I was worried they were gonna treat Peter like a joke but immediately they showed us the worry in all the guardians for his state, Nebula carried him and put him in bed and they all make sure he was ok, and even later they were talking about how worried they are and how they can help him, no jokes about his physical condition or anything like that and him being passed out drunk wasn’t framed as funny but as heartbreaking and also they showed us Nebula being rightfully mad at Peter’s actions and him taking responsibility on it and started trying to heal and becoming better, they all love him so much I just can’t

thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

theunusualchameleon:

beardedmrbean:

There’s a lesson here

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn’t good, and it’s not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their “prey” biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake’s keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

ALT

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starwarsheritageposts:

twoofcups:

twoofcups:

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

star wars heritage post

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vanshira:

someguyiguess:

jussumsum:

The fact that We All Know The Joke is why Tumblr will never die

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jaesrri:

wolves-willow:

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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