dianapocalypse:

normal-horoscopes:

goldhornsandblackwool:

m0ltisanti:

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

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gamoraswonder:

Can we talk about the difference in how Peter’s alcoholism and depression was handled in vol 3 in contrast to Thor’s in endgame??? Like hello?!?!? For a millisecond I was worried they were gonna treat Peter like a joke but immediately they showed us the worry in all the guardians for his state, Nebula carried him and put him in bed and they all make sure he was ok, and even later they were talking about how worried they are and how they can help him, no jokes about his physical condition or anything like that and him being passed out drunk wasn’t framed as funny but as heartbreaking and also they showed us Nebula being rightfully mad at Peter’s actions and him taking responsibility on it and started trying to heal and becoming better, they all love him so much I just can’t

thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

theunusualchameleon:

beardedmrbean:

There’s a lesson here

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn’t good, and it’s not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their “prey” biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake’s keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

ALT

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starwarsheritageposts:

twoofcups:

twoofcups:

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

star wars heritage post

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vanshira:

someguyiguess:

jussumsum:

The fact that We All Know The Joke is why Tumblr will never die

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jaesrri:

wolves-willow:

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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bloodfeatherz:

nfirr:

bananonbinary:

chongoblog:

rendogdomesticated:

cute-pluto:

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

via @wrenrouge

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sighinastorm:

willkill4pudding:

latinotiktok:

Translation:
Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.”
Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?”
Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes”
Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.

(via soft-and-exhausted)

cerastes:

I thought Logan Paul’s Wild And Wet Crypto Scam was a powerful way to end 2022, but how do you logically progress from there? Wonder no more, my friends, the way to open 2023 is that the Fyre Festival guy is trying to make another Fyre Festival:

26 million dollars in debt and having spent 4 years in prison due to Fyre Festival, this guy’s first idea fresh out of jail is to throw another one. Never on schedule, always on time. I’m looking forward to seeing the next wave of influencers having to fight for their actual lives in an abandoned island again. Of all things I never expected to see DLC for, Fyre Festival was at the top, and yet, here we are.

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jumex:

e-clv:

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

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